I'm honored more than you can know to receive this year's Humanitarian Award from the Simon Wiesenthal Center.

Come to think of it, I'll stack our record of competence against any, any day of the week.

I call upon all Americans to observe this day by replacing their smoke detectors' batteries and by testing their detectors at the same time they return their clocks to Standard Time.

I hereby note that the final report of the Director of the Office of Management and Budget indicated that no aggregate outlay reduction is required.

The party of Harry Truman couldn't be killed.

Make a false move, and the next sound you hear is the clang of a jail cell door slamming shut.

You and I work much too hard to cut your taxes to let our opponents come into office and raise them all over again.

George Bush is that man.

I couldn't help thinking the problem with those fellows on the other side is not camera angles or lighting.

Do you want Washington run by those whose only pledge of allegiance is to more government and more spending?

When they say 'opportunity,' they mean 'subsidies.'

The election this year is a referendum on liberalism.

Today they tell me the United States of America is the envy of the world.

How else can you design a program that receives Federal funds?

Yes, today Harry Truman's party is the Republican Party.

Everything that you and I and George Bush have worked for these last 8 years could be lost faster than you can say gun control.

Our greatest treasure as a nation is our precious moral heritage.

I call it the most liberal prison program since Billy the Kid sprung the Lincoln County jail.