Bill Maher

Like, if this is where the Democratic Party is going, where this Democratic socialist, this obsession with Israel, with the Jew hating, they don’t believe in capitalism, no prisons. If this is where they’re going, my vote is in play.

They announced the lineup: Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli, Morris Day, Bret Michaels. I think this is very admirable about the president — it shows that he's concerned for the unemployed.

He's trying to block me from getting it — I respect the move. Keep the game going, baby.

You’re scaring people. Do you really want to be scaring your own citizens so much?

Not true. Check the tapes. Moving Israel’s embassy to Jerusalem? Loved it.

I’m not the leader of anything, except maybe a contingent of centrist-minded people who think there’s got to be a better way of running this country than hating each other every minute.

I have been using this phrase, slow moving coup. Since before Trump was elected the first time, before he even got elected, I said, this is a slow moving coup.

The old line was always Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line. And they always did. They always, they fall in line before behind their candidate. And now they found a candidate who is a cult leader.

America is like a prison now, where the inmates think they need to join one of the gangs to survive, and we dare not walk on the wrong side of the yard.

What was all the delay about? Why are we coming to the end? Of course they're going to try to run out the clock. And they did.

I've been moaning and railing about that on my show because, I mean, I tore Merrick Garland a new one a couple of weeks ago because I think the Democrats blew it as they always do with this kind of stuff because they've had four years.

Republicans have one path to victory in this election, and it`s called false equivalency. They can`t deny Trump is horrible. It`s on tape. So they want voters to believe Hillary is just as bad.