Bill Maher

It’s like showing [celebrity chef] Gordon Ramsay how to reheat pizza.

Showed him the new helipad. The ballroom. Does he know that China builds, like, entire cities in a week?

Trump thinks that Xi could give a fuck about being his friend.

Iran having a nuclear weapon, Iran being the actor in the Middle East that has fucked everything up in that region for the last 50 years.

Changing that dynamic was not an unreasonable thing to try, but the Trump administration did it at the wrong time and fucked it up.

I disagree with that. It was a mission worth fighting. We fucked it up, how we did it.

When I hear about troops being on a ship where the toilets aren’t working and there’s not enough food and they’re so morose about this that at least one of them jumped off the ship, it just makes my blood boil.

I’ve used this phrase before, you know, but Republicans, they have this patriotic immunity.

I would sooner vote for former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin than any DSA-aligned Democrat.

Yes. Good, I’m glad you’re shocked. People got to realize this is going on.

You know what’s being colonized now? The Democratic Party.