Bill Maher: “Showed him the new helipad. The ballroom. Does he know that China builds, like, entire cities in a week?”

I disagree with that. It was a mission worth fighting. We fucked it up, how we did it.

It’s always with love, everybody.

You know what’s being colonized now? The Democratic Party.

When I hear about troops being on a ship where the toilets aren’t working and there’s not enough food and they’re so morose about this that at least one of them jumped off the ship, it just makes my blood boil.