Political Quotes

Bill Maher

Pundit

81Quotes on record
2004–2026On the record

American stand-up comedian and television host

Quotes by year · 2004–202681 total · peak 2026 (19)
2004: 9 quotes2005: 7 quotes2010: 12 quotes2011: 15 quotes2012: 7 quotes2020: 1 quote2021: 3 quotes2024: 5 quotes2025: 3 quotes2026: 19 quotes
Jan 24, 2012

Definitely. I think it's -- you know, my money is still on Mitt Romney and I think he's going to get the nomination and then I think Obama is going to beat him like a runaway sister wife.

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Jan 24, 2012

I would love to see Newt be the candidate, because I think he is even more beatable.

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Jun 13, 2011

Your hair will go even grayer, Anderson, if you keep trying to figure out why someone has to go or why someone is allowed to stay.

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Jun 13, 2011

As many people have brought up, why did David Vitter -- why does David Vitter continue to serve? He was calling prostitutes from his cell phone in the Senate.

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Jun 13, 2011

Because people won't let it go. Because you're asking me about it. Because, until he resigns -- this is how it works in America. When you do something unspeakable, you know, like be horny, you have to go away.

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Jun 13, 2011

In this country, you know, nobody can ever just make a mistake and then we move on. We have to beat them down.

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Jun 13, 2011

Your hair will go even greyer, Anderson, if you keep trying to figure out why someone has to go or why someone is allowed to stay.

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Jun 13, 2011

You can never really figure out the rhyme or reason why somebody has to go and somebody can stay.

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Jun 13, 2011

For the good of the party, which means, in my view, the good of the country, he needs to go away right now, let it calm down.

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Jun 13, 2011

He compared Obama to the Nazis at one point. He said his administration was more dangerous and more of a threat to us than the Nazis or the Soviet Union.

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Jun 13, 2011

Newt Gingrich, I said a long time ago, has this reputation as somehow he's the professor in the Republican Party. He's the idea man. No, he's a nut.

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Jun 13, 2011

I would vote for Ron Paul if I had to pick. I mean Ron Paul is at least not a panderer.

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