Bill Maher: “You can never really figure out the rhyme or reason why somebody has to go and somebody can stay.”

Donald Trump has told one trillion lies, but when he says the Democratic Socialists of America are actually communist, that’s not one of them.

America is like a prison now, where the inmates think they need to join one of the gangs to survive, and we dare not walk on the wrong side of the yard.

Definitely. I think it's -- you know, my money is still on Mitt Romney and I think he's going to get the nomination and then I think Obama is going to beat him like a runaway sister wife.

I would love to see Newt be the candidate, because I think he is even more beatable.