Political Quotes

Bill Maher

Pundit

77Quotes on record
2004–2026On the record

American stand-up comedian and television host

Quotes by year · 2004202677 total · peak 2011 (15)
2004: 9 quotes2005: 7 quotes2010: 12 quotes2011: 15 quotes2012: 7 quotes2020: 1 quote2021: 3 quotes2024: 5 quotes2025: 3 quotes2026: 15 quotes
Nov 7, 2021

But this is what’s so weird about it. The actual news is pretty good. The economy’s going through the roof. We added 531,000 jobs in October. That’s a big number for one month.

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Oct 10, 2021

Trump will run in 2024. He will get the Republican nomination and whatever happens on election night, the next day he will announce that he won. Of the 15 Republicans running for secretary of state in the key battleground states only two…

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Aug 27, 2020

I don't bend the knee. And I get that, that people are pushing back on that kind of stuff.

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Jan 24, 2012

Absolutely. But Ron Paul certainly doesn't express the opinions of most Republican voters, I don't think.

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Jan 24, 2012

I would love to see Newt be the candidate. Because I think he's even more beatable.

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Jan 24, 2012

Most Republican voters, they look at -- or at least the audience -- when Ron Paul -- and I got to say, you know, Ron Paul has some crazy ideas.

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Jan 24, 2012

I think he's going to get the nomination. And then I think Obama is going to beat him like a runaway sister wife.

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Jan 24, 2012

I think it was a breath of fresh air to find some reality on my television.

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Jan 24, 2012

Definitely. I think it's -- you know, my money is still on Mitt Romney and I think he's going to get the nomination and then I think Obama is going to beat him like a runaway sister wife.

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Jan 24, 2012

I would love to see Newt be the candidate, because I think he is even more beatable.

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Jun 13, 2011

Your hair will go even grayer, Anderson, if you keep trying to figure out why someone has to go or why someone is allowed to stay.

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Jun 13, 2011

As many people have brought up, why did David Vitter -- why does David Vitter continue to serve? He was calling prostitutes from his cell phone in the Senate.

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