Political Quotes

Bill Maher

Pundit

81Quotes on record
2004–2026On the record

American stand-up comedian and television host

Quotes by year · 2004–202681 total · peak 2026 (19)
2004: 9 quotes2005: 7 quotes2010: 12 quotes2011: 15 quotes2012: 7 quotes2020: 1 quote2021: 3 quotes2024: 5 quotes2025: 3 quotes2026: 19 quotes
May 19, 2024

America is like a prison now, where the inmates think they need to join one of the gangs to survive, and we dare not walk on the wrong side of the yard.

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May 19, 2024

What was all the delay about? Why are we coming to the end? Of course they're going to try to run out the clock. And they did.

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May 19, 2024

I've been moaning and railing about that on my show because, I mean, I tore Merrick Garland a new one a couple of weeks ago because I think the Democrats blew it as they always do with this kind of stuff because they've had four years.

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Dec 13, 2021

Republicans have one path to victory in this election, and it`s called false equivalency. They can`t deny Trump is horrible. It`s on tape. So they want voters to believe Hillary is just as bad.

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Nov 7, 2021

But this is what’s so weird about it. The actual news is pretty good. The economy’s going through the roof. We added 531,000 jobs in October. That’s a big number for one month.

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Oct 10, 2021

Trump will run in 2024. He will get the Republican nomination and whatever happens on election night, the next day he will announce that he won. Of the 15 Republicans running for secretary of state in the key battleground states only two…

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Aug 27, 2020

I don't bend the knee. And I get that, that people are pushing back on that kind of stuff.

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Jan 24, 2012

Absolutely. But Ron Paul certainly doesn't express the opinions of most Republican voters, I don't think.

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Jan 24, 2012

I would love to see Newt be the candidate. Because I think he's even more beatable.

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Jan 24, 2012

Most Republican voters, they look at -- or at least the audience -- when Ron Paul -- and I got to say, you know, Ron Paul has some crazy ideas.

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Jan 24, 2012

I think he's going to get the nomination. And then I think Obama is going to beat him like a runaway sister wife.

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Jan 24, 2012

I think it was a breath of fresh air to find some reality on my television.

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