Bill Maher: “I think he's going to get the nomination. And then I think Obama is going to beat him like a runaway sister wife.”

Showed him the new helipad. The ballroom. Does he know that China builds, like, entire cities in a week?

Changing that dynamic was not an unreasonable thing to try, but the Trump administration did it at the wrong time and fucked it up.

It’s always with love, everybody.

It’s like showing [celebrity chef] Gordon Ramsay how to reheat pizza.