Bill Maher: “It’s like showing [celebrity chef] Gordon Ramsay how to reheat pizza.”

I’ve used this phrase before, you know, but Republicans, they have this patriotic immunity.

Trump thinks that Xi could give a fuck about being his friend.

I disagree with that. It was a mission worth fighting. We fucked it up, how we did it.

Showed him the new helipad. The ballroom. Does he know that China builds, like, entire cities in a week?