Bill Maher: “So it’s either going to be you or Rubio.”

Iran having a nuclear weapon, Iran being the actor in the Middle East that has fucked everything up in that region for the last 50 years.

When I hear about troops being on a ship where the toilets aren’t working and there’s not enough food and they’re so morose about this that at least one of them jumped off the ship, it just makes my blood boil.

You know what’s being colonized now? The Democratic Party.

I disagree with that. It was a mission worth fighting. We fucked it up, how we did it.