Bill Maher: “They announced the lineup: Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli, Morris Day, Bret Michaels. I think this is very admirable about…”

Showed him the new helipad. The ballroom. Does he know that China builds, like, entire cities in a week?

I disagree with that. It was a mission worth fighting. We fucked it up, how we did it.

You know what’s being colonized now? The Democratic Party.

It’s always with love, everybody.