Political Quotes

Bill Maher

Pundit

68Quotes on record
2004–2026On the record
Quotes by year · 2004202668 total · peak 2011 (15)
2004: 9 quotes2005: 7 quotes2010: 12 quotes2011: 15 quotes2012: 7 quotes2020: 1 quote2021: 3 quotes2024: 5 quotes2025: 3 quotes2026: 6 quotes
Jun 27, 2026

It actually always has been. Every year, I don’t make my decision by who has an R or a D, I actually always came to the conclusion that the Democrat was probably better and voted for them.

dailycaller.com
Jun 27, 2026

Like, if this is where the Democratic Party is going, where this Democratic socialist, this obsession with Israel, with the Jew hating, they don’t believe in capitalism, no prisons. If this is where they’re going, my vote is in play.

dailycaller.com
May 29, 2026

They announced the lineup: Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli, Morris Day, Bret Michaels. I think this is very admirable about the president — it shows that he's concerned for the unemployed.

variety.com
May 8, 2026

He's trying to block me from getting it — I respect the move. Keep the game going, baby.

thewrap.com
Apr 17, 2025

Not true. Check the tapes. Moving Israel’s embassy to Jerusalem? Loved it.

thehill.com
Apr 17, 2025

You’re scaring people. Do you really want to be scaring your own citizens so much?

thehill.com
Apr 17, 2025

I’m not the leader of anything, except maybe a contingent of centrist-minded people who think there’s got to be a better way of running this country than hating each other every minute.

thehill.com
May 19, 2024

I've been moaning and railing about that on my show because, I mean, I tore Merrick Garland a new one a couple of weeks ago because I think the Democrats blew it as they always do with this kind of stuff because they've had four years.

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May 19, 2024

What was all the delay about? Why are we coming to the end? Of course they're going to try to run out the clock. And they did.

transcripts.cnn.com
May 19, 2024

I have been using this phrase, slow moving coup. Since before Trump was elected the first time, before he even got elected, I said, this is a slow moving coup.

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