Bill Maher

Changing that dynamic was not an unreasonable thing to try, but the Trump administration did it at the wrong time and fucked it up.

I disagree with that. It was a mission worth fighting. We fucked it up, how we did it.

When I hear about troops being on a ship where the toilets aren’t working and there’s not enough food and they’re so morose about this that at least one of them jumped off the ship, it just makes my blood boil.

I’ve used this phrase before, you know, but Republicans, they have this patriotic immunity.

I would sooner vote for former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin than any DSA-aligned Democrat.

Yes. Good, I’m glad you’re shocked. People got to realize this is going on.

You know what’s being colonized now? The Democratic Party.

Donald Trump has told one trillion lies, but when he says the Democratic Socialists of America are actually communist, that’s not one of them.

Here’s my dealbreaker for your side: Under Trump, you guys have two outcomes that an election can be, either we win or they cheated. That shit has to stop.

So it’s either going to be you or Rubio.

It actually always has been. Every year, I don’t make my decision by who has an R or a D, I actually always came to the conclusion that the Democrat was probably better and voted for them.