Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"Done at the city of Washington, this sixth day of April, in the year of our Lord Nineteen Hundred and Seventeen and of the Independence of the United States, the One Hundred and Forty-first."

"We shall fight for the things which we have always carried nearest our hearts."

"Our motive will not be revenge or the victorious assertion of the physical might of the nation, but only the vindication of right, of human right, of which we are only a single champion."

"We are, let me say again, the sincere friends of the German people."