Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"I shall adopt twenty of these children as my own temporary wards."

"Three and a half million children are facing starvation in Central Europe."

"The reviewing authority should suspend the whole of a sentence when it appears to him that such action will promote the discipline of his command."

"Dishonorable discharge, in itself a severe punishment, should be adjudged and approved only when it is clear that the accused should be separated from the service."