"Come to think of it, I'll stack our record of competence against any, any day of the week."
"I hereby note that the final report of the Director of the Office of Management and Budget indicated that no aggregate outlay reduction is required."
"I call upon all Americans to observe this day by replacing their smoke detectors' batteries and by testing their detectors at the same time they return their clocks to Standard Time."
"On November 8th be sure to go to the polls and vote for George Bush and Dan Quayle."
"We'd both do every single one of them over again."
"Everything that you and I and George Bush have worked for these last 8 years could be lost faster than you can say gun control."
"The party of Harry Truman couldn't be killed."
"How else can you design a program that receives Federal funds?"
"I call it the most liberal prison program since Billy the Kid sprung the Lincoln County jail."
"You and I work much too hard to cut your taxes to let our opponents come into office and raise them all over again."
"George Bush is that man."