Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"So, gentlemen, I have not come here to-night to do anything but to remind you that you do not constitute the United States; that I do not constitute the United States; that it is something bigger and ..."

"I want you to know how fully I realize whose servant I am."

"I think the sentence in American history that I myself am proudest of is that in the introductory sentences of the Declaration of Independence."

"The requirement of the United States citizenship is hereby waived to permit the certification of Mr. Cedric R. Landon for appointment to the position of predatory animal inspector, Bureau of Biologica..."