Woodrow Wilson actually said...

There are two reasons why the chief wish of America is for peace.

If I want to know how many people live in a small town all I have to do is to go there and they at once line up to be counted.

The shortest road to a boy's moral sense is through his cuticle.

Sometimes, when I am most beset, I seriously think of renting a pair of whiskers or of doing something else that will furnish me with an ade...