Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"I think the sentence in American history that I myself am proudest of is that in the introductory sentences of the Declaration of Independence."

"The requirement of the United States citizenship is hereby waived to permit the certification of Mr. Cedric R. Landon for appointment to the position of predatory animal inspector, Bureau of Biologica..."

"This order is issued on the recommendation of the Secretary of Agriculture with the concurrence of the Civil Service Commission."

"The easiest thing is to strike."