Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"The war thus comes to an end; for, having accepted these terms of armistice, it will be impossible for the German command to renew it."

"Let us be perfectly frank with ourselves and admit that these questions cannot be satisfactorily answered now or at once."

"Hunger does not breed reform; it breeds madness and all the ugly distempers that make an ordered life impossible."

"Armed imperialism such as the men conceived who were but yesterday the masters of Germany is at an end, its illicit ambitions engulfed in black disaster."