01/05/1919
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"There are two reasons why the chief wish of America is for peace."
"If I want to know how many people live in a small town all I have to do is to go there and they at once line up to be counted."
"The shortest road to a boy's moral sense is through his cuticle."
"Sometimes, when I am most beset, I seriously think of renting a pair of whiskers or of doing something else that will furnish me with an adequate disguise."