Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"I am both glad and sorry to be here; glad because I am always happy to be with you, and know and like so many of you, and sorry because I have to make a speech."

"If I can not retain my moral influence over a man except by occasionally knocking him down, if that is the only basis upon which he will respect me, then for the sake of his soul I have got occasional..."

"There are two reasons why the chief wish of America is for peace."

"If I want to know how many people live in a small town all I have to do is to go there and they at once line up to be counted."