Rob Andrews: “I will never fill Mr. Cooper's shoes in any way, shape, or form.”

It is appalling. But, you know, when all seems lost, there are some metrics... that make you feel a little more optimistic.

I want to enter your contest for a new name for nontraditional students. I would call them survivors.

Provocation is not the goal of these questions; a sober analysis is.

The best scenario of the four is the status quo, which is grim. The other three compete in terms of their grimness.