Rob Andrews: “This was about politics. We are happy you admitted it.”

I want to enter your contest for a new name for nontraditional students. I would call them survivors.

The best scenario of the four is the status quo, which is grim. The other three compete in terms of their grimness.

It is appalling. But, you know, when all seems lost, there are some metrics... that make you feel a little more optimistic.

Provocation is not the goal of these questions; a sober analysis is.