Gerald Ford actually said...

"Executive Order No. 11861, as amended, placing certain positions in levels IV and V of the Executive Schedule, is further amended."

"I have directed that members of my Administration undertake efforts to assure that multinational corporations obey the laws and conform with the public policies of the countries in which they do busin..."

"Your visit, Mr. Prime Minister, symbolizes the warm friendship and excellent relations between our two countries."

"We have neutralized a great destabilizing factor in our grain markets."