Gerald Ford actually said...

"The drug trade, by destroying individual lives and dividing families and communities, strikes at the heart of our national well-being."

"I again urge all Americans to join in this effort with serious voluntary actions to conserve energy."

"Whatever they deal with, whether the economy at home or our foreign relations abroad, the programs and policies of this Administration will continue to be predicated on the same basic principles."

"Everything is up-to-date in Kansas City."