Gerald Ford actually said...

"There was no argument about the number one issue in this campaign: inflation and its crippling effect on our economy and on the lives of all Americans."

"I will work with them wholeheartedly in this urgent task which is certainly beyond partisanship."

"I also congratulate the winners of both parties and extend my sympathy to those who lost."

"I hereby designate the United States Civil Service Commission as the agency to concur with determinations made by agencies to fix the minimum and maximum limits of age within which an original appoint..."