Gerald Ford actually said...

"Normalization of relations cannot take place until Vietnam accounts for all our men missing in action."

"I again urge the Congress to act promptly to give my proposal a full and favorable hearing."

"Today, I am signing a bill which provides legislative authority for the compensation of personal and property damage sustained by the victims of the flood."

"I am hopeful that this tentative step indicates the willingness of the Congress to consider seriously the elimination of the matching requirement for all Federal social services funds under Title XX."