Gerald Ford actually said...

"The road to such a peace is bound to be long and very difficult, but I firmly believe that we are making headway."

"These programs requiring the Government to borrow in the capital markets have contributed to the problem by adding to upward pressure on interest rates."

"You have established a record of accomplishment in which you can take pride."

"It is with sincere gratitude for your devoted service to our Nation that I accept your resignation as General Counsel of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission."