Gerald Ford actually said...

I fully expect those charged with the responsibility of assuring the integrity of the merit system to live up to that responsibility.

Foreign businessmen and investors are most welcome in the United States when they are willing to conform to the principles of our society.

It gives me a great deal of pleasure tonight to say that I want to extend to you happy birthday, to a man who carries a lot of weight anywhe...

I want to extend to you happy birthday, to a man who carries a lot of weight anywhere, anywhere, Jackie Gleason.