Gerald Ford actually said...

"It is entirely fitting that in this city of bronze and marble monuments, we choose to remember Lyndon Johnson with a living memorial of pines here along the banks of the Potomac."

"People will always be America's greatest, single resource."

"We have attempted, with a good measure of success, to find constructive solutions to the problems which affect the production and trade of coffee."

"Among our Nation's most precious natural resources are the collective wisdom, experience and abilities of our older citizens."