Gerald Ford actually said...

"I think it is significant to point out, however, that... when the American maritime industry awarded her for her dedication, her success on behalf of the maritime industry, and made her an admiral of ..."

"The expectation of an assured supply of energy has now been challenged."

"I extend our profound sympathy to you and the Honduran people on the tragic loss of life and suffering caused by the hurricane."

"American foreign policy rests on two obvious new facts: First, in the nuclear age, there is no rational alternative to international cooperation."