Gerald Ford actually said...

"I firmly reject that view. They are controllable if the Congress and the President join together to hold down excessive spending."

"No single act a President can take sets forth our national goals and our national priorities so completely and so clearly as the annual Budget Message to the Congress."

"I urge my fellow citizens to be mindful of the valuable message conveyed to us during the celebration of this week."

"Harry, I hope you left some aspirin for me."