Gerald Ford actually said...

"The Vice Presidential Service Badge may be awarded, upon recommendation of the Military Assistant to the Vice President"

"I transmit herewith a certified copy of the Convention Abolishing the Requirement of Legalization for Foreign Public Documents adopted at the Ninth Session of the Hague Conference on Private Internati..."

"I will keep it that way."

"I am committed to furthering the self-determination of Indian communities but without terminating the special relationship between the Federal Government and the Indian people."