Gerald Ford actually said...

"We will concentrate in seeking to obtain a just and durable peace in that very difficult area of the world."

"I think this is in the best interest of the people in Chile and, certainly, in our best interest."

"I am positive, will end up being an outstanding chairman of the Republican National Committee."

"I do hereby proclaim a program to commence immediately to afford reconciliation to Vietnam era draft evaders and military deserters."