Gerald Ford actually said...

"I'm proud to stand here in Seattle and say not a single young American is fighting and dying on any foreign soil today, and we'll keep it that way."

"To meaningfully commemorate Veterans Day and to pay tribute to our Medal of Honor winners, those great heroes, we must keep America strong in willpower, strong in character, strong in spiritual values..."

"Our independence as a country for two centuries has been successful because our citizens have been successful working together."

"Let us make this Thanksgiving a truly special one."