Dwight Eisenhower actually said...

"I must, therefore, request of the Congress legislation raising the statutory debt limit."

"It is the chance--and the need--for the free peoples to give clear and tangible testimony to their awareness that true peace means more than the simple absence of war."

"Except as otherwise provided herein, this order shall become effective as of the date of its publication in the FEDERAL REGISTER."

"The plight of this elderly veteran provokes a spontaneous desire to lighten his burden."