Dwight Eisenhower actually said...

"Our people and their Government are dedicated to making this a just and a lasting peace."

"Indeed, I think we could put it this way: our institutions of learning, and our churches, have become the true mobilization centers of those forces which may now save civilization."

"Governor Lodge, ladies and gentlemen: After that introduction, my natural question is, Well, whose birthday is this, anyway?"

"The fact that so many stubborn problems have been resolved through patience and forbearance surely justifies our hope."