Dwight Eisenhower actually said...

"If I could have a birthday present ... it would be exactly the same as that of every other American--an assurance that a just peace was on the horizon and coming to us that we were going to enjoy."

"I have a strong liking for a man when he finds anything wrong in government he doesn't fool around but cleans it up fast."

"The value of the government stockpile of farm surpluses climbed to nine billion dollars."

"We must and do make good use of that valuable tool--price supports."