Benjamin Harrison actually said...

"The Nicaragua Canal project, under the control of our citizens, is making most encouraging progress."

"In the tariff act a wrong was done to the Kingdom of Hawaii."

"The Conference of Brussels, to devise means for suppressing the slave trade in Africa, afforded an opportunity for a new expression of the interest the American people feel in that great work."

"The revenues, amounting to above $450,000,000, have been collected and disbursed without revealing, so far as I can ascertain, a single case of defalcation or embezzlement."