Spencer Pratt: “It's gonna take the first couple weeks — I gotta warn everybody — the law's back in LA.”

As a country, we are batting 1,000. Not only is it a miracle that this radical experiment in self-governance even survived past 1776, but we are the champions of the world, be proud of that, be proud of your history.

Major props to [Sen. Adam Schiff] and [Sen. Rick Scott] for working across the aisle to get this done.

You thought you could get rid of me that easily?

You enjoy your worthless meetings at City Hall. You think your election is going to stop me. If you want to stop me, you’re going to have to fucking kill me.