Spencer Pratt: “I will never stop fighting for my community.”

Angelenos are now stuck with two morons responsible for all their problems and they have to choose between dumb and dumber.

What am I doing on day one? We're gonna start making the streets safe again.

You thought you could get rid of me that easily?

As a country, we are batting 1,000. Not only is it a miracle that this radical experiment in self-governance even survived past 1776, but we are the champions of the world, be proud of that, be proud of your history.