Ronald Reagan actually said...

"One of the things that I'm trying to do for union members and for all Americans is to fix things so that you can keep more of your hard-earned money in your pocket where it belongs."

"I want you to know that I thank you for that very warm welcome."

"Just remember that scene last year after months of campaigning by a variety of candidates, the people of El Salvador were offered a chance to vote, to choose the kind of government they wanted."

"I say 'baloney.'"