Ronald Reagan actually said...

"By this supreme example of courage and compassion, this brilliantly-gifted young man left a spiritual legacy for his fellow Americans."

"Mr. Markey is currently legal assistant to the Chairman of the Federal Communications Commission."

"I fully intend to call on you frequently in the future whenever the need for your incomparable help arises."

"There are many important jobs in American life, but I can't think of any that are more important than teaching."