Ronald Reagan actually said...

"I am pleased to announce my intention to appoint two esteemed individuals to the National Commission for Employment Policy."

"His heroic example has inspired Polish and American patriots for over two centuries."

"As we work to rid our schools of crime, drugs, and violence, isn't it time that everybody in the media and entertainment industries followed the leadership of those who've accepted their responsibilit..."

"I am proud to announce my intention to nominate C. Everett Koop to be Surgeon General of the Public Health Service."