Ronald Reagan actually said...

"Consider it a real nice wholesome gathering, and everybody has a lot of fun."

"We will all miss you—and your remarkable ability to combine clarity of insight about the 'dismal science' with unfailing good humor."

"It is especially rewarding to support a program that allows people to recapture some of the benefits of close family ties in an era when employment trends have been pushing us the other way."

"The total time on the job remains the same, but the particular hours when the work is performed can vary."