Ronald Reagan actually said...

"I can't help but believe—you can call it mysticism if you will—that God must have placed this land here between the oceans to be found by a certain kind of people."

"I'm very proud to accept that on behalf of the people of the United States—my landlords."

"Today, we take an important step to ensure our nation’s future by appointing these dedicated individuals."

"And I've found out in my present capacity now, that I love to tell jokes now and then."