Ronald Reagan actually said...

"I am confident that the close relations between our two countries, based on shared interests and perceptions, will advance the cause of peace and development in Africa."

"I expressed our admiration for President Mobutu's courageous action in sending troops to assist the Government of Chad in its struggle against Libyan-backed rebels."

"I believe if it wasn't for women, us men would still be walking around in skin suits carrying clubs."

"And we have an old saying in America; it's called Murphy's Law."