Ronald Reagan actually said...

"Chancellor Kohl, I count on your friendship as Americans count on the friendship of the German people."

"Lenient judges are only lenient on crooks; they're very hard on society."

"Today I announced my intention to appoint individuals to the National Advisory Committee on Oceans and Atmosphere."

"I reconfirmed my willingness, eagerness to continue to effort to reach arms reduction agreements with the Soviet Union."