Ronald Reagan actually said...

"I just want you to know that I've heard again and again, from Dennis and others, that the Australian people could not have been more open, friendly, or sportsmanlike."

"Instead of citing at the end of each year how many people were being maintained on welfare, every year they would be saying how many people we had been able to remove from welfare and restore to a pos..."

"Well, gentlemen of the Stars & Stripes, for a few days you enabled us all to become airborne, and we thank you."

"We need to reevaluate our entire antipoverty strategy."