Ronald Reagan actually said...

"Whenever I think of Eureka, I am filled with nostalgia for that campus 'neath the elms."

"I think the principal thing I learned about economics as a major was that if you could place all the economists end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion."

"I hereby extend for an additional two years both the moratorium imposed by that section."

"I would go to Eureka College. It means that much, and I think it meant that much to me."