Ronald Reagan actually said...

"I expressed our admiration for President Mobutu's courageous action in sending troops to assist the Government of Chad in its struggle against Libyan-backed rebels."

"I believe if it wasn't for women, us men would still be walking around in skin suits carrying clubs."

"And we have an old saying in America; it's called Murphy's Law."

"Now, get over to the Oval Office and go to work."